It’s kind of
an ordeal a big deal every year around Thanksgiving when I send the “entire family” a text and tell them it’s time for our annual family photos AKA the dreaded Family Christmas card. There are 13 of us in all and the making of a family Christmas card can be downright hysterical!
Yes, it’s the Making of a Family Christmas Card
These are the responses – (my interpretations):
Why don’t you just include you, dad and the grandkids in the family Christmas card this year? Please? I refuse to be in the photo. I’m so not photogenic! Really, my husband and I don’t have to be in it. Really, we don’t. And you always pick the one that I look awful in!
Me: What part of family Christmas pictures don’t you understand? People will think we disowned you!
What do you want me to wear? What should the kids wear? Where? What time? What day? I’m practicing my very photogenic smile! I love Family Christmas photo time!
Me: Oh, yeah, you’re the good child, the obedient child.
Great! Wish I could take them AND be in them! Poses? No problem. I take a zillion pics of myself every day AND post them on Facebook. I will get one of my (many) photographer friends to take it. This is gonna be good and remember, if it bends, bend it!
Me: What the heck???? She’s a photographer. Sigh.
I mean, really, how long is this going to take? I mean, (yeah, he says that a lot) I’m not making a field trip out of it. (Interpretation: It had better be over real fast)
And, yes, I’m gonna wear a shirt with writing on it even though you remind me not to every year and I will be at least 20 minutes late!
Me: Just be here and be on time. It’s just our family Christmas photo!
I’ll be there! What should I wear? What are you wearing? I’ve got to get a shape-up (hair cut). But I will always be fashionably late!
Me: Remember, if you don’t show up, you won’t be in the family Christmas card. (The guilt trip usually gets them all EXCEPT for daughter #1 – see above!)
Dear hubby and the sons-in-law just go along with it all!
Family Christmas Card Photo Session
So this year we had them “done” the Saturday after Thanksgiving, not knowing that a nor’easter was heading our way (remember, we live in the mild south). I kid you not, it was blizzard-like conditions. I was expecting it to snow any minute and I really thought I would freeze to death before it was officially over. They had to be outside – better light – and bitter wind!
And Then What Happens?
So the CD gets back a week later and we (daughters and I – the guys could care less) are huddled in my great room pouring over the pics.
Actually, I had already picked out the one for the Christmas card before they arrived. And of course, daughter #1 (see above) despised it. I loathed the one she wanted to use. She reminded me of the year I had everyone wear white shirts. I never, ever want to re-live that experience again)!
Anyway, back to this year (as I beat those white shirt memories out of my head). The wind was blowing my hair straight back and it looked like I had a crew cut!
Which Photo To Use for Christmas Card Tug-Of-War
So, the what-pic-will-win tug-of-war began. Everyone knew full well who would triumph! You have to realize that I’m not the most photogenic person in the world, either, so there.
Then daughter #1 emphatically declares that this is THE last family Christmas pic she will ever be in because she always gets thrown under the bus. Oh, please.
So bright and early Monday morning before ordering our Christmas cards, I make a very important phone call to
my lawyer – OK – my cousin paralegal, in Atlanta. I go through the entire ordeal and then I ask her the BIG question: Should I take one for the team – meaning print an ugly pic of me so that everyone else would look good.
I’m Paying For Them!
After a bit of back and forth, we made a joint decision. They are MY Christmas cards so it’s ultimately MY decision.
Take one for the team? Pfft – I threw daughter number 1 under the bus and then drove over her – again and again! There you have it – the makings of a Christmas card! 🙂 Can you guess which daughter is which?
The pic that won!
The pic that LOST! I can’t believe I’m even posting this!
The sexy pic! Too sexy for Christmas cards, in my humble opinion! But I’m having a really good hair day, even with the wind whistling through the pine trees.
The crazy pic! I jumped. For real! I really did. I think I landed too quickly. Yeah, that’s it.
Photo with the grandkids – How sweet!
I’m not going to post the really BAD ones. I will not show you the one where my husband and I look like a remake of Powder (a movie) and I had coal-black roots.
Why would a natural blonde have coal-black roots??? Wink wink.
There’s one where the girls (yes, I’m included) are laying down looking at the sky with our heads together like a big ole’ snowflake.
Does anyone want to guess what happens to a 53-year-old face when you lie down? Anyone? Certainly not the 20 something-year-old photographer who actually thought I would look good in it. It was bad. Really bad! And I’m still picking the sticks and stones out of that sweater.
All kidding aside, I have to give a shout-out to Randi Hunt Photography, Charlotte, NC for having the guts to actually agree to do a photoshoot with us! You rock!
It’s about that time of the year again. I’ll be texting all the kids to see what date we can all get together for another photo shoot. We’re up to 16 now, so that’s a thing.
Our last Christmas photo was taken at the beach during our summer vacation. Everything went smooth as butter. This photo is used on my favorite family Christmas Card.
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